First Day at Robot School

tell me son, how was your first day at school The teachers came at me with rocks and stale bread, they said “no metallic being shall be educated under this roof” The school bully corrupted my leg data so i crawled. i didnt enjoy

A surreal robot sits beside a damaged crawling robot in a strange school-like setting while describing his terrible first day. The joke comes from treating robotic body malfunctions and hostility toward a “metallic being” like a child’s school experience, making the story absurdly bleak. It is used as a reaction to an unpleasant, chaotic, or traumatising experience. EN: A surreal robot sits beside a damaged crawling robot in a strange school-like setting while describing his terrible first day. The joke comes from treating robotic body malfunctions and hostility toward a “metallic being” like a child’s school experience, making the story absurdly bleak. It is used as a reaction to an unpleasant, chaotic, or traumatising experience.

• @itvbia / 5292 2020-09-25