The Mailman Political Compass

Text on the meme

Authoritarian The Father The Pete The Other Mailman The Asshat of the East The Caesar The Lobotomites The FISTO The Elder The Boomer The White Glove The Asshole with a dog on his head The Sorries The King The Mailman The General The Burned Guy Anderson Cooper The Star Caps The President The Papa The Doc The Dress Girl The Coward The Fiend The House General Gobbledygook The Rose The Powder The Yes Man The LOTTERY The Game was Rigged >Just trying to deliver a package >somehow became the turning point in a gigantic war >clean slate Libertarian

What it means

A political-compass-style chart categorizes absurd versions of a mailman and related characters across authoritarian and libertarian positions. The central mailman is just trying to deliver a package, but the situation somehow becomes the turning point in a gigantic war, making the joke an exaggerated reaction to an ordinary task spiraling into geopolitical chaos.

Who

Anderson Cooper (Андерсон Купер)

Objects

political compass chart / политическая карта mailman / почтальон package / посылка war / война arrows / стрелки grid of colored panels / сетка цветных панелей cartoon faces / мультяшные лица dog / собака glove / перчатка hat / шляпа beard / борода sunglasses / солнечные очки crown / корона uniform / форма pink panel / розовая панель blue panel / синяя панель green panel / зелёная панель yellow panel / жёлтая панель gray panel / серая панель