Authoritarian Political Compass

Authoritarian The Ultimate Tankie Stalin didn't do anything wrong The Soviet Boomer USSR is the greatest country in the world, actually The Nazbol Ain't got no money? Get rich! Hang and torture your way to the top! The Monarcho-Stalinist Statism wins The Neo-Nazi Guy, let's be honest, he has been here before. He has never heard of a church. The Monarchist If it wasn't for those Bolshevik satanists, Russian monarchs would rule the world The Marxist Study Group Member Do you want to study some more marxist theory? The Technofetishist Imagine some day the economy will be run by an AI The Former Yeltsin supporter 90s were tough, but thanks to Putin can now go to McDonald's. I got ahead, I got what I deserve. The Superstitious Granny Grandma, did you see the UFO? You know, Yeltsin was coming TV during the night and they were taking away and a big truck about something... The Putinist Conspiracy Theorist Did you see the gaydar was occupied by the USA? Putin is fighting the gay people in Ukraine The Conservative Priest Give all your money to the church, we're only waiting for traditional Russian values The Marxist Anti-Stalinist If only Lenin and Marx were alive, a couple more communists would be happy The Batya Back then at the Soviet time everyone could get a job The Zoomer Urbanist Why can't we develop public transport like Europeans? The Ordinary Guy Corona? Fake and balance, bro. Got better at smalltalk The Zoomer Nationalist Russians forward! God bless oppressed me... The Old Liberal Yeltsin did nothing wrong. Actually, he was doing enough to destroy the society. There was the law and his oligarchs Left Right The Soviet Left-wing Dissident The USSR was destined to fail. Russian Revolution was a failure, but it's the time of the Restoration The Feminist Why am I not allowed to dance in the streets and have sex in a museum? The New Age Collar Bloomer Why do you need politics if you have a yoga and meditation? Yes, I'm bourgeois. How did you know? The Kebab Shop Owner What do you mean kebab? Is made of spoiled produce? The Self-loathing Liberal God, Russians are such unwashed, uneducated people... No, here is a good enough I should leave this country for good The Neoliberal from HSE Welfare? What do you mean? Have you heard about privatisation? The Eurocommunist Soviet marxism is such utter now with social democratic reform has won. The Girl with Dr. Martens on Damn, they are so progressive here in Europe I should push more weed and more boney The Edgy Atheist It's hard to be a critical thinker when the state supports religion, but thanks to no one I was just an atheist The Ordinary Russian Opposition Member People are the power! Navalny Fanboy Putin is thugs! You can't oppress us like that! He used more freedom! The Entrepreneur Tax evasion go brr The Anarchist Man, I don't even do anything, why am I going to jail? The Antifa FREE "ANARCHIST NAME" NAZIS, FUCK OFF The Pagan The degeneracy of the modern world! We should return to the old ways, which were our ancestors' way of life. The Stoner You know they weed isn't really weed anyway The Private Security Company Employee No. I don't care that they are thieves and destroy your paycheck facility The Libertarian Have you seen Yeltsin's wealth? He used to be a god. But now he's buried alive... Libertarian

This political compass meme places exaggerated Russian political archetypes along an authoritarian–libertarian and left–right grid. Each square caricatures a different ideology or internet stereotype, with the humor coming from absurd combinations of politics, nationalism, conspiracy theories, nostalgia, and personal grievances. It is shared as a reaction to political arguments or to mock the complexity and contradictions of ideological labels.

• @itvbia / 1406 2020-05-25
• @sbunem / 21692 2022-05-05