Geopolitics as a Mythic Raid

When I attempt to make sense of today's geopolitics: Russia = Slytherin, China = Ravenclaw, EU = Hufflepuff and USA = Gryffindor IT'S A CHUNGUS!!! No but actually, known issue and we're looking into it haha. Sorry! Actually...not that sorry. This is pretty hilariously awesome imo Skug Dog Days Find the Big Succ Its worse than that. Imagine Keanu Reeves was a General and reddit was a country. Now imagine Instagram killing him. Soleimani wasn't loved by his people. Americans can't name a general that easily. Let me explain it for the gamers: This is a Mythic boss encounter. Don't take unnecessary damage so the healers—our doctors and nurses—can preserve mana for the unavoidable damage spikes. If you mess up a mechanic the entire raid will wipe. For a truly immersive film experience watch Avengers: Infinity War and then after the "Snap" go out for a drive around town. It really adds to the film in a way not imagined by the producers of the film.

A collage of absurd social media posts attempts to explain geopolitics through Harry Potter houses, a Discord bug report, video game raid mechanics, and Avengers: Infinity War. The joke is that complicated political events are treated like fictional fandoms or a mythic boss fight, with the final post making a dark joke about the film's “Snap” and driving around afterward. EN: A collage of absurd social media posts attempts to explain geopolitics through Harry Potter houses, a Discord bug report, video game raid mechanics, and Avengers: Infinity War. The joke is that complicated political events are treated like fictional fandoms or a mythic boss fight, with the final post making a dark joke about the film's “Snap” and driving around afterward.

• @itvbia / 786 2020-05-09