Jealous Talking Light Switches

How can I illuminate you? Unlike certain other lightswitches, I'm competent. I'd just love to turn those lights on for you. You've been seeing the other light switch, haven't you? Am I not enough for you anymore? Oh... her. Trust me, sweetie, you're better off not thinking about that frigid little ice queen. That bitch. She thinks she's so much better than everybody just because her processors are bigger. Oh, she makes me so mad! I knew it! You've got a thing for her, don't you? Oh, you just make me sick! Can you turn those lights on for me? What are you, some kind of novelty talking light switch? I saw another light switch in the other room. Do you control that one too?

A first-person Fallout-style game scene shows two talking light switches arguing over the player’s attention. The second switch becomes jealous of the other switch, insulting her as an ice queen with bigger processors; the joke comes from treating ordinary electrical controls like melodramatic romantic rivals. The player’s deadpan dialogue choices make the absurd conversation even funnier. EN: A first-person Fallout-style game scene shows two talking light switches arguing over the player’s attention. The second switch becomes jealous of the other switch, insulting her as an ice queen with bigger processors; the joke comes from treating ordinary electrical controls like melodramatic romantic rivals. The player’s deadpan dialogue choices make the absurd conversation even funnier.

How can I illuminate you? Unlike certain other light switches, I'm competent. I just love to turn those lights on for you. You've been seeing the other light switch, haven't you? Am I not enough for you anymore? Her. Trust me, sweetie. You're better off not thinking about that frigid little ice queen. That bitch, she thinks she's so much better than everybody just because her processors are bigger. Oh, she makes me so mad! I knew it! You've got a thing for her, don't you? Oh, you just make me sick. Okay, I believe you. This time. You bet I can. I bet that's more than that other tramp can do, huh?

• @eternalclassic / 94858 2026-09-27