29-Year-Old Virgin Gets Herpes
>be me >29 yo >virgin >somehow i got herpes i hate my life it's over
An anonymous imageboard greentext describes a 29-year-old virgin somehow getting herpes, alongside a disturbing medieval-style portrait. The punchline is the absurd contradiction between being sexually inexperienced and contracting a sexually transmitted infection, making it a reaction to bizarre bad luck and hopeless situations.
- @eternalclassic / 94687 2026-09-24
- Template
- greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×392 · 34.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, hopeless
- Language
- en
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