Interviewing a Shopping Trolley

interviewing a shopping trolley at 6:34am whilst it's raining

A shopping trolley sits alone on a wet, dark pavement at 6:34am while someone humorously interviews it with a series of increasingly bizarre questions, including questions about its name, shopping habits, appearance, and whether it has played a Chinese dinner simulator. The joke is the absurd contrast between treating an inanimate trolley like a person and the strange, intrusive interview questions. EN: A shopping trolley sits alone on a wet, dark pavement at 6:34am while someone humorously interviews it with a series of increasingly bizarre questions, including questions about its name, shopping habits, appearance, and whether it has played a Chinese dinner simulator. The joke is the absurd contrast between treating an inanimate trolley like a person and the strange, intrusive interview questions.

What's your name? What kind of shopping do you like? Have you ever tried to find your mum in the shop and you can't find her and you don't know what to do? What colour and shape and size is your bum bum and your bum hole as well? Have you ever played Chinese dinner like the simulator?

• @eternalclassic / 94494 2026-09-20