Pizza Party Lie

>>953898379 (OP) # >Be me at 18 >Pizza party with five buddies >They're all out in the pool and the two pizzas arrive >I eat an entire pizza to myself and throw one of the boxes away pretending we only got one >Still eat two more slices of the 2nd box since they bought my lie To this day I don't feel too bad about it

An anonymous 4chan-style post recounts an 18-year-old eating an entire pizza alone, hiding the empty box, and then eating two more slices after convincing five friends that only one pizza had arrived. The joke is the shameless confession and the absurdly successful pizza-related deception, shared as a reaction to petty or unapologetic selfishness. EN: An anonymous 4chan-style post recounts an 18-year-old eating an entire pizza alone, hiding the empty box, and then eating two more slices after convincing five friends that only one pizza had arrived. The joke is the shameless confession and the absurdly successful pizza-related deception, shared as a reaction to petty or unapologetic selfishness.

• @eternalclassic / 94479 2026-09-19