Vaseline Has a Heartbeat
My watch gives a bpm measure for inanimate objects Vaseline Intensive Care 075 bpm
A smartwatch is strapped around a bottle of Vaseline in front of a keyboard, displaying a heart rate of 75 bpm. The joke treats an inanimate lotion bottle as if it were alive and having a measurable pulse, making fun of overly literal smartwatch sensors and anthropomorphism.
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 13457 2025-12-08
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×686 · 92.8 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, playful
- Language
- en
- Added