Jew or Not Jew: Shalom Harlow

Shalom Harlow December 5, 1973 — We just don't get it. Your name is Shalom, not just a name that could be Jewish, but, in fact, is so Jewish that Jews themselves rarely use it because even they find it too Jewish. Your parents are named David (Jew city) and Sandi (outskirts of Jew city). You even have a brother named Nathan. And yet, somehow, you are not a Jew. Also, you're one of the highest-earning supermodels in the world, yet you look like that. Yeah, we just don't get it. Verdict: Not a Jew. January 24, 2009 Torah Bright Norman Jewison Elohim Prandi Twiggy Hannukkah Wallace

A satirical screenshot from the fake “Jew or Not Jew” website profiles supermodel Shalom Harlow and gives her a Jewish score of 5, despite her name and family names being presented as stereotypically Jewish. The punchline is the absurd verdict “Not a Jew,” combined with a deliberately awkward joke about her appearance and exaggerated Jewish associations. EN: A satirical screenshot from the fake “Jew or Not Jew” website profiles supermodel Shalom Harlow and gives her a Jewish score of 5, despite her name and family names being presented as stereotypically Jewish. The punchline is the absurd verdict “Not a Jew,” combined with a deliberately awkward joke about her appearance and exaggerated Jewish associations.

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