Mom Ruins Every Girlfriend

>Be me >3 years old >at the playground > girl asks me to play with her >sure, why not? >mom calls me to go home >grin on her face >"hey anon who's your girlfriend" >embarrassed for some reason >mom continues to bother me >whenever she sees me with any girl she would pull this shit >dad does this too >this goes on for the next couple years >7th grade >avoid girls completely to not be bothered at home > do this till the end of high school > Now in college > mfw I have no clue how to interact with girls, I just avoid them > mfw I visit home and my mom asks me why I don't have a girlfriend

A crying child is shown beside a 4chan-style greentext story about a mother teasing her son whenever he is seen with a girl. The repeated embarrassment makes him avoid girls for years, leaving him unable to interact with them in college. It is sent as a self-deprecating reaction to parental teasing and social awkwardness. EN: A crying child is shown beside a 4chan-style greentext story about a mother teasing her son whenever he is seen with a girl. The repeated embarrassment makes him avoid girls for years, leaving him unable to interact with them in college. It is sent as a self-deprecating reaction to parental teasing and social awkwardness.

• @eternalclassic / 94382 2026-09-17