Licked His Eyes to Cheer Him Up

he cried a little in front of me a couple months into dating due to something unrelated, I panicked and licked his eyes to try cheer him up. I'm still mortified. did i read that right? 😭 Careful using that emoji man she’s crazy

A dark-mode social media comment thread shows Hannie confessing that she licked her boyfriend’s eyes when he cried, followed by shocked and teasing replies from Seungkwan and DK. The joke is the bizarre overreaction to comforting someone, made even funnier by the commenters’ disbelief and warning that she is “crazy.” It is used as a reaction to an unexpectedly unhinged confession or oversharing. EN: A dark-mode social media comment thread shows Hannie confessing that she licked her boyfriend’s eyes when he cried, followed by shocked and teasing replies from Seungkwan and DK. The joke is the bizarre overreaction to comforting someone, made even funnier by the commenters’ disbelief and warning that she is “crazy.” It is used as a reaction to an unexpectedly unhinged confession or oversharing.

• @eternalclassic / 94380 2026-09-17