Sumerian Dog Joke

One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is Sumerian (c. 4500–1900 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.[1]

A photograph of a dog-shaped ancient statue is overlaid with an explanation of an early Sumerian bar joke about a dog entering a tavern and opening a beer. The joke’s original context has been lost, so the humor is presented as absurdly ancient and incomprehensible. It is used as a reaction to very old, obscure, or unfunny humor. EN: A photograph of a dog-shaped ancient statue is overlaid with an explanation of an early Sumerian bar joke about a dog entering a tavern and opening a beer. The joke’s original context has been lost, so the humor is presented as absurdly ancient and incomprehensible. It is used as a reaction to very old, obscure, or unfunny humor.

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