Perfect Driver as Per Usual

People who drive faster than me? Reckless lunatics. People who drive slower than me? Annoying cowards. And me? Perfect as per usual.

A man speaks directly to the camera from a balcony while the caption judges drivers who are faster or slower than him. The punchline is his absurdly self-congratulatory claim that his own driving is perfect, making it a sarcastic reaction to biased or hypocritical opinions about driving. Background music reinforces the comedic timing and confident delivery. EN: A man speaks directly to the camera from a balcony while the caption judges drivers who are faster or slower than him. The punchline is his absurdly self-congratulatory claim that his own driving is perfect, making it a sarcastic reaction to biased or hypocritical opinions about driving. Background music reinforces the comedic timing and confident delivery.

People who drive faster than me, reckless lunatics. People who drive slower than me, annoying cowards. And me? Perfect as per usual.

• @eternalclassic / 94275 2026-09-15