Fertility App After a Gym Pump
Really funny to me that women have apps on their phone that basically give them this widget irl 0% Fertile Ovulation Fertile: 100% Getting a good pump at the gym You’re most fertile now Right now, your body is primed for pregnancy.
A screenshot compares a Skyrim-style fertility status widget with a phone app notification saying that the user is most fertile after getting a good pump at the gym. The joke treats ovulation like a video-game power meter, implying that exercise somehow charges fertility to 100%. EN: A screenshot compares a Skyrim-style fertility status widget with a phone app notification saying that the user is most fertile after getting a good pump at the gym. The joke treats ovulation like a video-game power meter, implying that exercise somehow charges fertility to 100%.
video game status bars / игровые индикаторы статусаovulation icon / значок овуляцииfertility meter / шкала фертильностиforest game background / игровой фон с лесомwooden interior / деревянный интерьерphone fertility app / приложение для отслеживания фертильностиpregnancy notification / уведомление о беременностиgym workout / тренировка в спортзалеsocial media post / публикация в социальной сетиwhite app card / белая карточка приложения
- @eternalclassic / 94163 2026-09-13
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- image
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- 452×800 · 59.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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