Drone Toilet Makes Everyone Look Away

If you really just open the app your location Then it descends on the way down detects someone with a sample look away

A surreal AI-generated video shows a man explaining an app that summons a drone-mounted toilet to a crowded outdoor event. The drone descends to the user, detects anyone watching, and sprays them with a sample of the user’s bowel movement, making everyone look away. The joke parodies overconfident futuristic tech demonstrations by applying advanced AI to an absurdly disgusting bathroom problem.

If you really have to go, but the bathroom line is impossible, just open the app and request a poobah. A drone identifies your location, asking the crowd around you to clear a small space. Then it descends right to you, using AI cameras to avoid objects on the way down. You scan the QR code and do your business now. If the system detects someone watching too closely, it'll spray them with the sample of the bowel movement you're currently making. So most people look away.

• @eternalclassic / 94131 2026-09-13