David never took the Sandevistan

POV David never took the sandevistan

A man in a yellow jacket and a woman with a pink bob haircut dance energetically outside a food trailer while Los Hermanos Rosario’s merengue song “Rompecintura” plays. The joke references David Martinez from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners and his Sandevistan implant: without it, he dances comically like an ordinary person instead of moving with superhuman speed. It works as a reaction to someone failing to use an expected advantage or acting unexpectedly awkwardly.

♪ Los Hermanos Rosario — Rompecintura

• @eternalclassic / 94129 2026-09-13