Bulking Phase Weight Gain
>go through "bulking" phase >eat until I feel sick every meal >eat like 7 eggs every morning >eat like a whole chicken every day >check scale >155 pounds >go through extreme poofag period (+drug addiction) >eat 1-2 meals a day >often go whole days without eating >have barely any friends at the time so never go out with anyone >check scale >155 pounds
A worried-looking Pepe the Frog gestures beside a text post contrasting an intense bulking phase with a later period of poverty and drug addiction, yet both result in the same weight of 155 pounds. The joke is the absurdly unchanged outcome despite radically different eating habits and circumstances, making it a reaction to futile effort, bad luck, or an unexpectedly pointless transformation.
Pepe the Frog / лягушка Пепеgreen frog / зелёная лягушкаblue shirt / синяя рубашкаtext post / текстовый постanonymous imageboard post / анонимный пост на имиджбордеeggs / яйцаchicken / курицаweighing scale / напольные весыweight measurement / измерение весаdrug addiction reference / упоминание наркотической зависимостиbulking phase / фаза набора массыshrugging gesture / жест пожимания плечами
- @eternalclassic / 94086 2026-09-12
- @eternalclassic / 94116 2026-09-12
- Template
- Pepe the Frog reaction image
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×627 · 73.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, ironic
- Language
- en
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