Father's Skeleton Display

>father dies >he was a massive man, 7'0 on a good day >ask coroner people if I can keep his skeleton >they act like I'm a weirdo and ask why >tell them I want to put his giant skelly on display in my house with some cool knight armor on it >they tell me it's illegal to take the body and do that >tell them they can keep the meat, and I'll bury that. I just want the skeleton >get kicked out and interviewed by a cop Why the fuck is the USA so butthurt about this? We glorify all the awesome displays from Europe but I can't do the same with my own father.

A 4chan greentext describes someone trying to keep his unusually tall father’s skeleton and display it in knight armor at home. The absurd punchline is that he considers the body’s flesh disposable but treats the skeleton as a cool European-style exhibit, leading to legal trouble and police questioning. It is used as a reaction to bizarre, morbid, or socially unacceptable ideas. EN: A 4chan greentext describes someone trying to keep his unusually tall father’s skeleton and display it in knight armor at home. The absurd punchline is that he considers the body’s flesh disposable but treats the skeleton as a cool European-style exhibit, leading to legal trouble and police questioning. It is used as a reaction to bizarre, morbid, or socially unacceptable ideas.

• @eternalclassic / 94023 2026-09-11