Elon Musk Sacrifice Thread

Haven’t even had sex in ages (sigh) Bullshit bro. I’m happily married with an amazing wife; even she understands if I helped you out. She would even be proud of me. Even if I myself would feel like shit. Lol thats like hell for me but I would do it. Lol. Are you offering to blow Elon musk to help him out Yes i am. Is that a problem? Lol like is this profoundly weird? Or are you all just a little to uptight? Maybe? Well, the weird part is saying it would make you feel like shit. So the weirdness is putting Elon musk’s hypothetical happiness above your own. Yes I’m willing to do shitty things for a cause. This is the nature of sacrifice. Lol I feel like I’m crazy often because people are weird.

A screenshot of a fictional social-media thread begins with Elon Musk saying he has not had sex in ages. Another user earnestly claims he would perform a degrading sexual act to make Musk happy, while a bot points out that prioritizing Musk’s hypothetical happiness over his own is the truly weird part. The joke comes from escalating absurd devotion and treating a bizarre sacrifice as moral righteousness. EN: A screenshot of a fictional social-media thread begins with Elon Musk saying he has not had sex in ages. Another user earnestly claims he would perform a degrading sexual act to make Musk happy, while a bot points out that prioritizing Musk’s hypothetical happiness over his own is the truly weird part. The joke comes from escalating absurd devotion and treating a bizarre sacrifice as moral righteousness.

• @eternalclassic / 94002 2026-09-10