LSD Diner Overtime Story
>>22166675 (OP) # >Seven years ago >Working at a diner in Billings, Montana >Have a couple of days off, buy some LSD to party >Take two tabs and immediately the phone rings >So and so walked out and and whatshername is drunk in the walk in again >Forgot that I just ingested drugs, say fuck yeah I'll take the overtime >Show up, think I'm rocking shit out >Hey dude, you can go, we got this >Sweet, hell yeah >Find out later that I just kept making the same order, two over easy eggs and hash browns, over and over, no matter what ticket came in >New in, cheeseburger and fries? Heard, two eggs and hash browns, coming right up! >Did this until they sent me home >Never called me on my day off again
An anonymous poster recounts taking LSD before agreeing to work an overtime shift at a diner in Billings, Montana. While high, he mechanically prepares the same order—two over-easy eggs and hash browns—for every customer until his coworkers send him home, making the story absurd and embarrassing. It is shared as a reaction to reckless decisions, drug-fueled confusion, or spectacularly bad work performance.
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- @eternalclassic / 93896 2026-09-08
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- Greentext story
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- absurd, embarrassing
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