Pizza Party Normie Cruelty

>pizza party at work >eat maybe 8 or 9 pieces >on my last one fucking roastie bitch Stacy says "I think you've had enough" >rest of colleagues agree and say they only had 2 or 3 while "you had like 15" >stutter out a weak explanation saying i didn't eat all day. >awkward silence and I leave Why are normies so cruel? 8 or 9 pieces?! OK fatty seriously your coworkers are right you gluttonous hamplanet Because you're eating all of their pizza.

An anonymous imageboard poster describes eating nearly an entire pizza supply at a workplace pizza party, only to be called out by Stacy and the other coworkers. A reply mocks him for being a glutton, while the follow-up bluntly explains that he is eating everyone else's pizza. The joke relies on exaggerated greentext narration, body-shaming language, and the contrast between the poster's self-pity and the obvious reason for the coworkers' reaction. EN: An anonymous imageboard poster describes eating nearly an entire pizza supply at a workplace pizza party, only to be called out by Stacy and the other coworkers. A reply mocks him for being a glutton, while the follow-up bluntly explains that he is eating everyone else's pizza. The joke relies on exaggerated greentext narration, body-shaming language, and the contrast between the poster's self-pity and the obvious reason for the coworkers' reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 93797 2026-09-06