Pepe Orders Expensive Pizza

>Be me yesterday >Feeling hungry >Order some pizza >Total comes to $48.71 >Hand driver a 50 >He goes: "Look I know money's tight right now, but guys like me depend on tips to get by." >Call up the store and talk to his manager >He tells me this is his third infraction, so he's going to let him go

Pepe orders a pizza, tips the driver only two dollars, then complains to the store manager after the driver asks for a tip. The joke is an absurdly petty reaction to a mildly awkward tipping interaction, escalating it into the driver's third "infraction" and firing. EN: Pepe orders a pizza, tips the driver only two dollars, then complains to the store manager after the driver asks for a tip. The joke is an absurdly petty reaction to a mildly awkward tipping interaction, escalating it into the driver's third "infraction" and firing.

• @eternalclassic / 93702 2026-09-04