2025 Car Market Dystopia
>the year is 2025 >the last sedan has been discontinued >there are no more hatchbacks or wagons, only mini utility vehicles (MUVs) >average car price hits $50k >choice of either a tiny turbo three cylinder or electric model for an extra $10k plus tip >paying up front isn't allowed, but that's okay because you can get 0% financing for 96 months
A dark blue Toyota is shown above a 4chan-style greentext post imagining the car market in 2025. The joke is that ordinary cars have disappeared, prices have become absurd, buyers are forced into tiny turbo engines or expensive electric vehicles, and long-term financing is presented as a consolation. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to rising car prices, shrinking vehicle choices, and excessive consumer debt.
dark blue sedan / тёмно-синий седанToyota car / автомобиль Toyotalarge front grille / большая передняя решёткаToyota emblem / эмблема Toyotaheadlights / фарыalloy wheels / легкосплавные дискиside mirrors / боковые зеркалаwindshield / лобовое стеклоroad / дорогаwaterfront / набережнаяcity skyline / городской пейзаж4chan-style post / пост в стиле 4changreen greentext / зелёный гринтекст
- @eternalclassic / 93594 2026-09-02
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 619×800 · 82.8 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic dystopian
- Language
- en
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