Solid Snake Explains His Clone
Who are you and why are you so handsome? -I'm Solid Snake, and I'm your clone. My clone? How? -Remember when you donated all that blood, semen, and hair in 1977? Yes Well the Patriots intercepted that package and cloned me from the saliva you used to seal the envelope.
A fake Twitter exchange shows a handsome man asking Solid Snake why he is so handsome. Snake explains that he is a clone created by the Patriots from biological material donated in 1977, absurdly including saliva from sealing an envelope. The joke mixes Metal Gear lore with an intentionally ridiculous origin story and images of Snake-like action heroes. EN: A fake Twitter exchange shows a handsome man asking Solid Snake why he is so handsome. Snake explains that he is a clone created by the Patriots from biological material donated in 1977, absurdly including saliva from sealing an envelope. The joke mixes Metal Gear lore with an intentionally ridiculous origin story and images of Snake-like action heroes.
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- @eternalclassic / 93476 2026-08-31
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