iPhone Apps Begging for Mercy

POV: iphone apps right before being deleted

A young man sits in front of the camera, dramatically singing and pleading as if he were an iPhone app about to be deleted. The joke personifies unwanted apps, with the exaggeratedly emotional performance making their desperate request to be hidden instead of removed absurdly relatable. EN: A young man sits in front of the camera, dramatically singing and pleading as if he were an iPhone app about to be deleted. The joke personifies unwanted apps, with the exaggeratedly emotional performance making their desperate request to be hidden instead of removed absurdly relatable.

No. Please don't delete me. I'm not even that big, I promise. You can just, I don't know. You can just hide me in your little iPhone basement. I'm not even as big as the other apps. I'm so small and petite. Please keep me. Please.

• @eternalclassic / 93393 2026-08-29