Ubisoft Forgot the Game

If you ever feel bad about botching your indie game release, remember that you'll never be as bad as Ubisoft. They literally forgot to upload the actual game. Not Recommended Well done Ubisoft! I think it's your WORST premiere yet. Ubisoft literally FORGOT to include the game. Game itself weights 23,49 KILOBYTES. You only download "Heroes3.exe" file, which will open a cmd.exe window with text "Dummy executable Ensure that you are on the right steam branch"... and that's all. Shame on you Ubisoft. PS: HoTA has been added on Steam as well (including HD Mod)- and it's working! Ubisoft, learn from HoTA Team! Dude, where's my game?

A tweet jokes that people who mess up an indie game release should remember Ubisoft once uploaded a supposed game that was only a tiny executable opening a command prompt. The embedded Steam reviews mock Ubisoft for forgetting to include the actual game and contrast it with the working HoTA version. It is used as a reaction to reassure someone after a bad launch by pointing to an even more embarrassing failure. EN: A tweet jokes that people who mess up an indie game release should remember Ubisoft once uploaded a supposed game that was only a tiny executable opening a command prompt. The embedded Steam reviews mock Ubisoft for forgetting to include the actual game and contrast it with the working HoTA version. It is used as a reaction to reassure someone after a bad launch by pointing to an even more embarrassing failure.

• @eternalclassic / 93295 2026-08-27