Receipt Stuck to My Shoe

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A person orders at a McDonald’s self-service kiosk, then walks away with the receipt stuck under their shoe. Over Lorde’s moody alternative pop song “Team,” the audio insists that receipts contain “gay poison,” making the ordinary receipt mishap into an absurd paranoid joke. EN: A person orders at a McDonald’s self-service kiosk, then walks away with the receipt stuck under their shoe. Over Lorde’s moody alternative pop song “Team,” the audio insists that receipts contain “gay poison,” making the ordinary receipt mishap into an absurd paranoid joke.

And I don't touch receipts. I never touch receipts. They contain poison. Gay poison. Poison to make you gay poison. I try-

♪ Lorde — Team

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