Tested Negative for Everything

Text on the meme

i got tested for a bunch of STDs and they didn’t get back to me for a week so i called and the woman was like “okay so you got chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, HIV... and you tested negative for all of them” ma'am why would you say it like that

What it means

A person receives a call about testing negative for several sexually transmitted diseases, but the nurse lists every disease first in a way that makes it sound like the person has all of them. The joke is about an awkwardly phrased medical result and the panic caused by the wording. EN: A person receives a call about testing negative for several sexually transmitted diseases, but the nurse lists every disease first in a way that makes it sound like the person has all of them. The joke is about an awkwardly phrased medical result and the panic caused by the wording.

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