Bateman Fails at Fartmogging

Text on the meme

I just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone

What it means

Patrick Bateman stands in a bathroom, clutching his pants with an embarrassed and tense expression. The joke uses absurd internet “-maxxing” and “mogging” slang to describe an attempted dominance move that backfires catastrophically, making this a reaction to humiliating failure. EN: Patrick Bateman stands in a bathroom, clutching his pants with an embarrassed and tense expression. The joke uses absurd internet “-maxxing” and “mogging” slang to describe an attempted dominance move that backfires catastrophically, making this a reaction to humiliating failure.

Who

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Objects

man in a suit / мужчина в костюме slicked-back hair / зачёсанные назад волосы white shirt / белая рубашка red tie / красный галстук black dress jacket / чёрный пиджак bathroom / ванная комната paper towel dispenser / диспенсер для бумажных полотенец striped wallpaper / полосатые обои doorway / дверной проём clutching pants / держится за штаны embarrassed expression / смущённое выражение лица