Cooking Gone Too Far
While cooking, I started jerking off and got so lost in how insanely good it felt to torment my own nipples that I burned the sausages (in two senses).
A bowl of rice sits beside badly burned sausages on a plate. The caption uses an intentionally absurd double meaning: the sausages are burned literally, while “in two senses” refers to the narrator’s sexual distraction and the euphemistic wording. EN: A bowl of rice sits beside badly burned sausages on a plate. The caption uses an intentionally absurd double meaning: the sausages are burned literally, while “in two senses” refers to the narrator’s sexual distraction and the euphemistic wording.
- @eternalclassic / 93022 2026-08-22
- Type
- image
- Size
- 594×533 · 66.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, vulgar
- Language
- en
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