Fake Cow Urine Experts

“indians have been trying to scam each other with fake cow piss so cow piss experts are being called upon to personally taste every batch and ensure purity” is something not even the most racist person on this app could have come up with if you gave them carte blanche and five tries to come up with the most anti-indian joke they could conceive of In Bulandshahr, Uttar Pradesh, reports of cow urine adulteration are emerging. Middlemen buy pure cow urine from farmers, mix it with urine from animals like buffaloes etc., and sell it. To remedy...

A screenshot of a social media post jokes about reports of adulterated cow urine in Bulandshahr, Uttar Pradesh, where sellers mix pure cow urine with urine from other animals. The punchline is that the bizarre real-world story sounds more racist and absurd than an intentionally invented anti-Indian joke, so it is shared as a reaction to unbelievable news. EN: A screenshot of a social media post jokes about reports of adulterated cow urine in Bulandshahr, Uttar Pradesh, where sellers mix pure cow urine with urine from other animals. The punchline is that the bizarre real-world story sounds more racist and absurd than an intentionally invented anti-Indian joke, so it is shared as a reaction to unbelievable news.

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