Eye Doctor Diagnoses Every Vision Problem

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An eye doctor stands beside an eye examination machine while the image repeatedly changes to simulate different visual conditions: dark spots, blur, distortion, drooping eyelids, nearsightedness, double vision, and blood in the eye. The joke is that a new patient seems to have every possible eye problem, turning a routine eye exam into an increasingly alarming sequence of diagnoses. It is used as a reaction to feeling that everything is going wrong at once. EN: An eye doctor stands beside an eye examination machine while the image repeatedly changes to simulate different visual conditions: dark spots, blur, distortion, drooping eyelids, nearsightedness, double vision, and blood in the eye. The joke is that a new patient seems to have every possible eye problem, turning a routine eye exam into an increasingly alarming sequence of diagnoses. It is used as a reaction to feeling that everything is going wrong at once.

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