Lao Tzu Art of Ragebait Quotes

"If someone tells you a secret, tell everyone else so you don't forget it." —Lao Tzu, The Art of Ragebait "If someone asks for directions, give them the wrong ones so they can go on an adventure." —Lao Tzu, The Art of Ragebait "The more water you drink, the less thirsty you become." —Lao Tzu, The Art of Ragebait "why fall in love when you can just fall down the stairs" —Lao Tzu, The Art of Ragebait

A slideshow-style video shows an illustrated, wise-looking Lao Tzu against a black background while several deliberately nonsensical quotes appear one after another, including advice to reveal secrets, give wrong directions, drink water to avoid thirst, and fall down stairs instead of falling in love. The joke comes from presenting obvious jokes, tautologies, and reckless advice as profound ancient wisdom, making it a fitting sarcastic reaction to fake inspirational quotes. Accompanying music gives the absurd advice a mock-serious, dramatic presentation. EN: A slideshow-style video shows an illustrated, wise-looking Lao Tzu against a black background while several deliberately nonsensical quotes appear one after another, including advice to reveal secrets, give wrong directions, drink water to avoid thirst, and fall down stairs instead of falling in love. The joke comes from presenting obvious jokes, tautologies, and reckless advice as profound ancient wisdom, making it a fitting sarcastic reaction to fake inspirational quotes. Accompanying music gives the absurd advice a mock-serious, dramatic presentation.

If someone tells you a secret, tell everyone else so you don't forget it. If someone asks for directions, give them the wrong one so they can go on an adventure. The more water you drink, the less thirsty you'll become. Why fall in love when you can just fall down the stairs?

• @eternalclassic / 92908 2026-08-20