Lao Tzu’s Ridiculous Wisdom

When I pee, I fart because a storm is not complete without thunder -Lao tzu, the art of Ragebait when you peepee you do not always poopoo, but when you poopoo you always peepee." -lao tzu, The Art of Ragebait No food but hungry? Eat water and chew, to fool ur mind is to fool the food. -lao tzu, the art of Ragebait

A video cycles through images of a bearded Lao Tzu-like sage, a golden statue in a mountainous landscape, and more sage portraits, each paired with absurd fake philosophical quotations about urination, flatulence, and hunger. The joke parodies inspirational wisdom memes by attributing crude nonsense to Lao Tzu, while dramatic music makes the deliberately ridiculous statements sound profound.

When a fee are fought because of storm is not complete without thunder. When you pee pee you do not always poo poo. But when you poo poo you always pee reee. No food but hungry. Eat water and chew to fool your mind is to fool the fool.

• @eternalclassic / 92854 2026-08-19