AWS $0.33 Monthly Charge

>be me >deleted AWS account 6 years ago >Bezos still bills my card $0.33 every single month >literally no way to stop it >try contacting customer support >"please log into your account to open a support ticket" >I CANT LOG IN THE ACCOUNT DOES NOT EXIST YOU BRAINLET >support rep bot loops back to login page >try doing credit card chargebacks >bank forces me to file manual >paperwork every single month for thirty three cents >spending 2 hours of my life monthly to save 33 cents is making me lose my mind >decide to report card stolen and get a brand new card number >first of the month rolls around >notification pops up on phone >"Pending charge: $0.33 - Amazon Web Services" >credit card companies automatically update recurring billers with your new card info >mfw i will be paying Jeff $0.33 a month until i die

An anonymous poster describes being charged $0.33 every month by Amazon Web Services after deleting an AWS account years earlier. Customer support requires logging into the nonexistent account, chargebacks require hours of paperwork, and even replacing the card does not help because recurring billers receive the new card information. The joke is the absurdly persistent tiny charge and the helpless feeling of being trapped in an endless billing loop. EN: An anonymous poster describes being charged $0.33 every month by Amazon Web Services after deleting an AWS account years earlier. Customer support requires logging into the nonexistent account, chargebacks require hours of paperwork, and even replacing the card does not help because recurring billers receive the new card information. The joke is the absurdly persistent tiny charge and the helpless feeling of being trapped in an endless billing loop.

• @eternalclassic / 92288 2026-08-07