Guessing Earnings Calls From Audio

guessing earnings calls from 1 second of audio MORNING AFTERNOON OUTBR- HELLO. Q1 FOLKS. KNEW

A man sitting on a couch tries to identify companies and earnings-call quarters from only a second of audio played on a phone. He guesses IBM, Chipotle, BP, an unclear company, and General Mills, with increasingly confident reactions; the punchline is that he recognizes the distinctive corporate earnings-call greetings and cough. The clip works as a reaction meme for absurdly specific expertise or recognizing something from almost no information.

Good morning shareholders. IBM Q2 1999. Yep. Good afternoon everybody. That's Chipotle 2014. E. Coli? Yeah, what quarter? Four. Yes. Excuse me. Hello. BP Oil Spill. Yep. Yeah. And then what's that? Sadi Grampo Q1 2026. Yep. Morning folks. Can you play that cough again? Morning folks. Yeah, he has coronavirus. That's General Mills Q1 of 2020. Yep. Nice! New.

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