Conspiracy Theory Terrorist Dialogue

so you think you know better than FEMA to get rid of the population growth corporations paid 50% of federal taxes strengthen governments and corporations the entire executive branch is handpicked don’t tell me that’s a think tank the shoot on site laws? terror built into the system

A dark video-game cutscene shows two men arguing in a dim industrial room while large green subtitles present an increasingly elaborate conspiracy theory about FEMA, corporations, taxes, government control, and terrorism. The joke comes from treating an intense action-game interrogation as a serious political debate, with the final line turning the conspiratorial rhetoric into a grimly literal punchline. The clip works as a reaction to exaggerated anti-government arguments or pseudo-intellectual conspiracy monologues. The audio is mostly dialogue delivered in a somewhat synthetic, speech-synthesizer-like style, with tense game ambience and no prominent music, making the exchange feel unusually deadpan and ominous.

So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this month's ambrosia shipment? Where are you taking it? We're just giving ordinary people the same chance to survive as the bureaucrats in Washington. I think the government made the plague on purpose to get rid of the population growth. Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers. For a hundred years there's been a conspiracy of plutocrats against ordinary people. You have a single fact to back that up. Number one, in 1945 corporations paid 50% of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5%. Number 2. In 1900, 90% of Americans were self-employed. Now it's about 2%. So? It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals. With taxes this can be done imperceptibly over time. Yeah, the secret police. You're just bullies for a completely illegitimate government in Washington. The entire executive branch is hand-picked. Never wonder why big car companies pay 2% tax while the guys on the assembly line pay 40%. Corporations are so big you don't even know who you're working for. That's Terra. Terra built into the system.

• @eternalclassic / 91759 2026-07-27