How I Broke My Toe Twice

How I broke my Toe! Twice!

A bald man in a black shirt and orthopedic walking boot stands on a concrete path holding a heavy wooden block. He explains that he was walking when it slipped from his hand, then drops the block onto the path beside his foot, reenacting how he broke his toe twice. The joke is a painfully literal visual explanation of an accident, used as an absurd reaction to clumsiness or repeated bad luck.

So this is what happened I was walking like this it slipped out of my hand

• @eternalclassic / 91700 2026-07-26