Everyone Gets a Puppy
>it's real Everyone gets a Puppy Diarrhea Forever 49.9% 50.1% Cyclosporiasis, the parasite causing the current explosive diarrhea outbreak, is at a level 20x higher than its yearly average. This comes just 1 year after the Trump ...
A satirical poll shows voters choosing between everyone getting a puppy and permanent diarrhea, with the results nearly evenly split. The joke is made darker by a news post about a severe cyclospora outbreak, implying that the absurd poll outcome has become disturbingly real. EN: A satirical poll shows voters choosing between everyone getting a puppy and permanent diarrhea, with the results nearly evenly split. The joke is made darker by a news post about a severe cyclospora outbreak, implying that the absurd poll outcome has become disturbingly real.
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- @eternalclassic / 91100 2026-07-14
- Type
- image
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- 753×800 · 89.4 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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