X Money Fails on First Date

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress took it and asked what it was and why it said “pissvortex” on it. I explained that it’s called X Money and she said they don’t take that but when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I told her just to try it so she did but it declined which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk @Support X Austin @pissvortex Issued by Cross River Bank

A screenshot of a post showing an X Money card personalized with the name “Austin @pissvortex.” The narrator tried to show off the card on a first date, but the waitress laughed at the bizarre name, refused the payment, and laughed even harder when the transaction was declined. It is used as an absurd reaction to embarrassing flexes, failed technology, and Elon Musk’s branding. EN: A screenshot of a post showing an X Money card personalized with the name “Austin @pissvortex.” The narrator tried to show off the card on a first date, but the waitress laughed at the bizarre name, refused the payment, and laughed even harder when the transaction was declined. It is used as an absurd reaction to embarrassing flexes, failed technology, and Elon Musk’s branding.

• @gentoomemes / 21985 2026-09-13