Me Applying to Jobs at Maximum Speed

ME APPLYING TO JOBS APPLICATIONS SENT 0 RATE OF FIRE: 0/MIN 127 RATE OF FIRE: 4,860/MIN 264 RATE OF FIRE: 5,000/MIN 300 IN 3.7 SECONDS

A nighttime video shows a powerful military gun turret rotating while an overlay counts job applications rising from 0 to 300 in 3.7 seconds. The joke compares frantic job searching and mass applications to a weapon firing at an absurdly high rate. A loud mechanical vacuum-like whir intensifies the visual gag, making the application counter feel like an unstoppable barrage. EN: A nighttime video shows a powerful military gun turret rotating while an overlay counts job applications rising from 0 to 300 in 3.7 seconds. The joke compares frantic job searching and mass applications to a weapon firing at an absurdly high rate. A loud mechanical vacuum-like whir intensifies the visual gag, making the application counter feel like an unstoppable barrage.

• @gentoomemes / 22120 2026-09-25