Catholic Priest Career Break

Experience Catholic Priest Holy See · Full-time Jan 2013 - Present · 12 yrs 10 mos Career transition Career Break Jun 2005 - Dec 2012 · 7 yrs 7 mos Morgan Stanley Full-time · 1 yr 11 mos Equity Research Associate Nov 2004 - Jun 2005 · 8 mos Equity Research Analyst Aug 2003 - Nov 2004 · 1 yr 4 mos Equity Research Intern J.P. Morgan Apr 2001 - Jun 2003 · 2 yrs 3 mos Morgan Stanley Equity Research Summer Intern Morgan Stanley · Full-time Dec 2000 - Feb 2001 · 3 mos

A fake LinkedIn experience section shows a person working as a Catholic priest at the Holy See after a long career in equity research at Morgan Stanley and J.P. Morgan, with the years in between labeled as a career break. The joke is the absurdly formal corporate résumé treatment of becoming a priest, implying a dramatic career transition that people might share as a reaction to an unexpected change of profession. EN: A fake LinkedIn experience section shows a person working as a Catholic priest at the Holy See after a long career in equity research at Morgan Stanley and J.P. Morgan, with the years in between labeled as a career break. The joke is the absurdly formal corporate résumé treatment of becoming a priest, implying a dramatic career transition that people might share as a reaction to an unexpected change of profession.

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