Inside ASUS Headquarters

Inside the ASUS Headquarters Repair Center Works as designed! MEDIA REPRESENTATIVE TRAINING Employees are NOT authorized to provide statements that would properly inform the public about the functionality of our products or the future plans for support or repair of our products. If you are found to do such a thing as a Media Rep or other outward-face of the company you will be treated to a hazing session by your supervisor or a high-level management officer. This will be issued for roughly 4 hours until you begin to seize uncontrollably. At that point, your job will be terminated and you can continue to speak with the press and others about our products, services, and more. Watch our Customer Service Team Hard at Work Community Relations Bios Update! Our Failure Rate Is 15 Industry Average :)

This fast-cut video sarcastically presents the inside of ASUS headquarters through a sequence of malfunctioning or absurdly handled tech-support scenes: a cracked device sent to a repair center, a chaotic office, a printer working, a supposed media-training warning, a customer-service printer, roadside “community relations,” a graphics-card BIOS update, and an expensive laptop listing. The joke is that ASUS support and product reliability are portrayed as catastrophically incompetent, while the aggressive music, Mayhem’s “Push Every Button,” makes the failures feel like an over-the-top corporate disaster montage. It is used as a reaction to ASUS hardware problems, bad repairs, BIOS issues, inflated prices, or frustrating customer service. EN: This fast-cut video sarcastically presents the inside of ASUS headquarters through a sequence of malfunctioning or absurdly handled tech-support scenes: a cracked device sent to a repair center, a chaotic office, a printer working, a supposed media-training warning, a customer-service printer, roadside “community relations,” a graphics-card BIOS update, and an expensive laptop listing. The joke is that ASUS support and product reliability are portrayed as catastrophically incompetent, while the aggressive music, Mayhem’s “Push Every Button,” makes the failures feel like an over-the-top corporate disaster montage. It is used as a reaction to ASUS hardware problems, bad repairs, BIOS issues, inflated prices, or frustrating customer service.

♪ Mayhem — Push Every Button

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