We Are So Early

My wife clogged the shitter the other day. I called the plumber, some 63 year dude. When he was done I asked him: Why don't you use a RAG vector db on your own vibe coded app to onboard the clients and increase ARPU. He looked at me like a cow, had no idea. We are so early.

A social media-style text meme describes a man asking a 63-year-old plumber why he does not use trendy AI and startup jargon such as a RAG vector database, vibe-coded app, onboarding, and ARPU. The plumber’s complete confusion highlights how absurdly early and disconnected the speaker’s tech bubble is, making it useful as a sarcastic reaction to overhyped emerging technology or crypto/AI culture. EN: A social media-style text meme describes a man asking a 63-year-old plumber why he does not use trendy AI and startup jargon such as a RAG vector database, vibe-coded app, onboarding, and ARPU. The plumber’s complete confusion highlights how absurdly early and disconnected the speaker’s tech bubble is, making it useful as a sarcastic reaction to overhyped emerging technology or crypto/AI culture.

• @gentoomemes / 20138 2026-02-25