The Server Room Snack Ritual

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date. You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack. Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down. The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖 乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/ data), mass spectrometer etc.

A humorous text post describes the Taiwanese 乖乖 snack as a good-luck charm for server rooms and laboratory equipment. Engineers place one on each machine and replace it before its supposed expiration, believing that an old or forbidden snack can cause catastrophic equipment failure. It is sent as a reaction to superstitious maintenance rituals and the idea that technology behaves better when appeased.

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