Your Reddit Front Page in 2035

Your Reddit Front Page in 2035 Year 2035: Why I'm still refusing to use Wayland on my cybernetic brain-link Debian 19 'Snailspeed' released: Kernel 6.1 now officially considered 'too experimental' for stable How to run 500 instances of FreeBSD on a single AA battery TIL: Vertical centering in CSS actually works now, but nobody knows how to use it without an AI assistant The heat death of the universe is approaching, but my uptime is still 4,000 days Emergency Patch: CVE-2035-9999 allows attackers to change your vim color scheme remotely Gnome 55 removes the entire screen for a more 'minimalist' workflow I found a way to use grep on my own subconscious thoughts to find where I left my keys

A fake Reddit front page from the year 2035 is filled with exaggerated posts about Linux, programming, cybersecurity, and open-source software. The joke is that the same niche technical arguments and absurdly specific problems persist into the distant future, even as technology becomes radically more advanced.

• @gentoomemes / 19779 2026-01-01