One Engineer One Million Lines
I have an open position in my team for a IC5 Principal Software Engineer. The position is in-person in Redmond. My goal is to eliminate every line of C and C++ from Microsoft by 2030. Our strategy is to combine AI *and* Algorithms to rewrite Microsoft’s largest codebases. Our North Star is “1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code”. To accomplish this previously unimaginable task, we’ve built a powerful code processing infrastructure. Our algorithmic infrastructure creates a scalable graph over source code at scale. Our AI processing infrastructure then enables us to apply AI agents, guided by algorithms, to make code modifications at scale. The core of this infrastructure is already operating at scale on problems such as code understanding.
A screenshot of a professional networking post advertising an IC5 Principal Software Engineer position in Redmond. The post claims that Microsoft plans to eliminate every line of C and C++ by 2030 using AI, algorithms, and the slogan “1 engineer, 1 month, 1 million lines of code.” The joke is the absurdly ambitious AI-generated corporate language and unrealistic scale of rewriting massive software codebases.
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