Stop Updating Notepad

STOP UPDATING NOTEPAD • TEXT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN UNORDERED LISTS • YEARS OF DEFAULT APP yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND FOR BASIC FORMATTING OPTIONS • Wanted to format anyway for a laugh? We had a cool font that: it was called "WORDPAD" • "Yes please give me LINKS in my file. Please give me HEADERS." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Microsoft has been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the programming language & technology we built for them (This is REAL Notepad, made by REAL Microsoft): ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like TABLES in a future update" They have played us for absolute fools

A screenshot of Microsoft Notepad displays a sarcastic list complaining that the app has long lacked basic formatting features, while users supposedly demand links, headers, and tables. The punchline mocks modern Notepad updates by treating ordinary formatting improvements as absurd requests and calling Microsoft’s priorities deranged. It is shared as a reaction to disappointing software updates, unnecessary feature changes, or exaggerated corporate decisions. EN: A screenshot of Microsoft Notepad displays a sarcastic list complaining that the app has long lacked basic formatting features, while users supposedly demand links, headers, and tables. The punchline mocks modern Notepad updates by treating ordinary formatting improvements as absurd requests and calling Microsoft’s priorities deranged. It is shared as a reaction to disappointing software updates, unnecessary feature changes, or exaggerated corporate decisions.

• @eternalclassic / 80337 2025-12-15
• @gentoomemes / 19634 2025-12-17