Ebussy Turns Me Into a Gnome

>make new ebussy thread on /g/ >laugh until I'm tired >go to sleep >wake up >this isn't my room >I'm on an operating table >my arms and legs are tied up >ebussy approaches >rev's up chainsaw >"You don't need it" >saws my right arm off >blood gushes everywhere >unbearable pain >"What's the use case for this?" >saws off my dick >scream uncontrollably >"This situation is getting heated, I recommend slowing down." >pass out >... >wake up >"My work here is done" >lets me off the operating table >ebussy's is so big now >he brings me a mirror >stare in awe >I am tiny >a red pointy hat is placed upon my head >I have become.... a gnome

A 4chan-style greentext story depicts someone creating an ebussy thread, waking up tied to an operating table, and being mutilated by ebussy with a chainsaw. The absurd punchline is that the character is ultimately transformed into a tiny gnome, making the meme useful as a reaction to bizarre, escalating nonsense. EN: A 4chan-style greentext story depicts someone creating an ebussy thread, waking up tied to an operating table, and being mutilated by ebussy with a chainsaw. The absurd punchline is that the character is ultimately transformed into a tiny gnome, making the meme useful as a reaction to bizarre, escalating nonsense.

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